So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just found a bag of teeth...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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