Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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