I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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