Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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