last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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