talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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