so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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