You're so nebulous sometimes
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
