you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
How external is "for external use only"?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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