i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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