This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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