My cat gives me a boner
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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