YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
