Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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