Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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