Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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