We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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