i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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