i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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