Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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