they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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