So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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