nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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