Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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