Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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