I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
