yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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