We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Randomize
