I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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