WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
