the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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