On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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