I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
