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(337): View more from Louisiana

we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks for singing to me while i puked last night

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(925): View more from California

I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?

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(559): View more from California

well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

like...quickly.

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(716): View more from New York

I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.

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