Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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