So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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