In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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