Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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