We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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