Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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