shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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