I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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