she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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