I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
