who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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