Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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