I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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