Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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