i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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