You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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