Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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